18. Oktober 2016: Deadpool (OV)

I wasn’t always this badass super hero who basically can’t die and just, you know, kicks ass. Not that I have anything to do with that guy … Anyway, I was once an ordinary mercenary in NY. Got paid pretty good, people died, it was awesome. Then there was this girl – Vanessa. Beautiful woman. Boy, did I fall in love! Well, it started as a one-night stand, as it usually did with me, ‘cause I was hot!
Was …

I was gonna marry her, too, if it hadn’t been for that cancer bullshit that just came from nowhere. It made sense though, nothing that perfect can last forever. When that Jared guy found me and told me about a cure, it was too good to be true. The sucker running the treatment program, Ajax (or should I say Francis? Haha!), was a joke. But long story short, that cure made me a superhero! It all had a catch, though. Tell you what, come to the “tu film” and I’ll show you the movie they made about me. It’s all there! The beginning, anyway …